Chuck Norris est grand.
Titre du blog :
Chuck Norris est grand.
Auteur: Chucknorrisienne (contact)
Description:
Toutes les expressions et trucs à connaître si vous voulez épater vos amis avec votre source de savoir Norrisienne.
Créé le: 17-04-2009
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Créé ton blogImage sainte
Imprime cette image, colle la sur une plaque or 24 carats et encadre la d'une montagne de diamants et de pierres précieuses scintillantes. Ajoute quelques bougies autours (des belles hein !) et voilà, ton autel à Chuck Norris est prêt ! Tu peut ajouter quelques accessoires comme un Magnum ou un bazooka, qui t'aideront, j'en suis sûre, à prier.
Prières ?
Et voici quelques prières à réciter le soir, au pied de ton lit.
Si tu les dit bien, il est fort possible (environ 0.0001 %) que Chuck vienne botter le cul du grand méchant patron ou prof.
Notre Chuck qui est au ciel
Que tes poings soit sanctifiés
Que ton règne suprême vienne
Que ta volonté soit faite
Au Japon comme aux States
Donne nous quand tu veux
Notre baffe de ce jour
Et pardonne nous nos gentillesses
Comme nous pardonnons aussi
À ceux qui ont été gentils
Norris.
Voici une petite prière (remplacer les parenthèses par les mots appropriés) :
Ô grand Chuck,
Si tu n'as pas d'autres choses plus importante à faire, comme (donner le nom d'une activité comme farniente), j'aimerais que tu m'aides à (dire ce que l'on souhaite. Ex : défoncer mon méchant patron). Si tu y arrives, ce dont je ne doute pas une seconde, je te donnerais (donner le nom d'une chose peu importante. Ex : mon sang).
Norris, norris, norris
Chuck.
Commentaires
1. calouchou le 21-04-2009 à 18:53:08 (site)
Non non très chère. On ne dit pas Oh mon Dieu (OMG) mais: Oh my Chuck!
Au fait, j'espère bien que tu as récitée ton "Je te salue Chuck plein de grâce" avant de venir sur mon blog hein?
Parce que sinon Chuck va venir te botter le fion cette nuit
Cho et merci d'être passé sur mon blog, par le grand calbut de Monsieur Norris^^
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